please stand by

Hi folks! It's me, The Haiku Master, ducking in to slip you some devastating news: gremlins have infiltrated Castle Haiku's computer network, requiring a massive upgrade that's going to keep the H.I. site grounded for about another week!

In the meantime, if you're looking for something to do, why not call your mother and tell her how much you love her? I hear they like that kind of thing -- and with the present-giving holidays right around the corner, a little brown-nosing can't hurt. Take it from me... The Haiku Master!!!

Best,