Want to know the source of my excitement? Look no further than this picture, which my Minister of Information says he found at a German fetish site. Whatever that means (question marks added by Shelton...who's still on thin ice!):
Who Is This Cabbage-Headed Man And What Relation Does He Bear To The Haiku Master?
I mean, look! Look!! That man has cabbage for hair -- just like me, The Haiku Master!!! Sweet baby Jesus on an atom-powered pogo stick, don't you know what this means?!?
It means I, the Pharaoh of 5-7-5, am not alone in this crazy, mixed-up world! There are other cabbage-headed people amongst us! Well, amongst you...'cause I'm one of them! Homo Cabbagien uber alles!
Plus, given that he's wearing a smoking jacket and puffing a stogie -- two of my favorite pastimes -- he and I may very well be related!
Whew! All right, I've got to start working the phones to see what I can track down on this character. I just hope he's not a dick!
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His cabbage, however, looks like it would be more condusive to making cole slaw. Not that there's anything wrong with that. He looks so familiar, I wonder just who that could be . . .
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G-a-a-a-h! Honored Dog Warrior Cal, if you can recall anything -- ANYTHING -- about the man pictured above, the Sultan of Syllables will be forever in your debt! I'll pay for a hypnotist if it'll help; call me!
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