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Hi there, fan club members. It's me, The Haiku Master, still safely ensconced in Castle Haiku's bomb shelter following CNN.com's nationwide forecast of "death and destruction!"

Castle Haiku

The Haiku-Bot's also here, and we've been passing time with the home edition of "Tic Tac Dough." Before we get into our next white-knuckle match, though, I wanted to assure my loyal readers that we at the real Haiku International have nothing to do with this two-bit knockoff site, the so-called "Haiku International Blog."

More importantly, this is most certainly not me, despite the page's assurances to the contrary!

Needless to say, my high-powered celebrity lawyer of choice, Tom Mesereau, Jr., will be dealing with that gimp shortly. I just wanted to get the word out now to avoid any confusion amongst you good people.

Best,