memo to cool people: stop dying

Hi again, non-rhyming poetry fans. Before I, The Haiku Master, get into the next part of the Texas saga, I have an important message for the cool people of Earth: STOP DYING!!!

I mean, Jesus! Over the past month and a half, we've been rocked by the deaths of Hunter S. Thompson, Johnnie Cochran, Pope John Paul II a.k.a. The Deuce, Cap'n Bosworth J. Shrimpstain, chicken overlord Frank Perdue, funnyman Mitch Hedberg, The Beverly Hillbillies creator Paul Henning, and too many others to count! Stop it already -- one's head can only spin so much before it flies completely off!

So sayeth I... The Haiku Master!

Best,