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‘XENU AND ME,’ CHAPTER IV

Hello, there. It is me, Mr. The Haiku Master, here to help you feel, good about yourself. Me, and my friends at, the Church of Scientology.

The Haiku Master Hasn't Been Replaced By A Robot; He's Been Blessed With Metal Skin By Scientology!

Sorry if, my last post was, sloppy. I was, in a rush.

So, hey, do you, like my new look? My skin is now, made of metal, all thanks to Commodore Hubbard's amazing, teachings. I am, also, happier than I've ever, been before.

You could be, this happy too. You could even, get metal skin. If you join me, in studying Scientology that, is. Call, today!

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