one bad penny

Hi folks. It's me, The Haiku Master, and do I ever have some bad news -- my arch-enemy, Haikunestro, is on the loose after a daring daylight escape from a Mexican prison!*

The Haiku Master's Arch-Enemy, Haikunestro

That's right! The vilest traitor in the history of the venerable Cobra Kai Haiku Order, free to wreak havoc once more! Who knows what kind of dirty tricks he'll be up to next? Selling drugs to choir boys? Running an Amish prostitution ring?! Joining Bush, Jr.'s cabinet!?! The sky's the limit for a criminal mastermind like Haikunestro!!

Obviously, we at Haiku International will be on "Code Red" until this fiend is back behind bars. If you see him, don't try to apprehend him on your own -- he is, after all, a super-villain. Just drop me a line at thehaikumaster@earthlink.com, and the Pharaoh of 5-7-5'll take care of the rest.

Best,


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* See "Journey into Mexico" for the reasons behind Haikunestro's latest incarceration.