i think i have the hang of it now

Hey. What's up? It's me, The Haiku Master. You know, just chilling. So look, I got a handle on this "blogging" thing faster than I thought I would, so I'm giving you a little taste of the new H.I. tonight. Man, I even had Shelton revamp the banner. It was sooooo wild lol!

I don't know though. I'm a little worried about the fact that I haven't pooped in five days. It might be cancer, might be a tumor. Who knows? Not me. Maybe I'll go see a doctor if I don't poop soon.