i'm ready to endorse you

Hi, friends. It's me, The Haiku Master, and do I ever have some Good News for the marketing departments of corporate America: the Pharaoh of 5-7-5 is now available for official product endorsements!

That's right! Why settle for some has-been hick like John Travolta or Brad Pitt when the suavest cat this side of young Marlon Brando is ready to help you make more money?

The savvier amongst you no doubt noticed Haiku International's first-ever commercial advertisements in my last epic saga, "One If Bin Laden, Two If Haiku," for Motel 6 and Hostess Snack Cakes, respectively. Not to mention written plugs for George Dickel whisky and Minneapolis's Purgatory Coffee. What you might not realize is just how much those fine product lines benefited from my Official Seal of Approval. Observe:

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Note the sharp incline in sales, especially for the two that took advantage of my reasonably priced print ad service. In fact, after I sent them these numbers, the staff at Dickel's marketing department immediately ordered their own ad, which can be seen here:

George Dickel No's. 8 & 12: The Only Whisky Endorsed By The Haiku Master

So there's your bottom line, ladies and gentlemen: The Haiku Master moves units. Don't let your company miss this fantastic money-making boat! Drop me a line today at thehaikumaster@earthlink.net to learn more about this exciting new venture.

Oh, and if you somehow didn't catch the ads in my last saga, they're reprinted below for your convenience.

Best,

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HAIKU MASTER PRINT AD GALLERY
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Motel 6: The Only Motel Chain Endorsed By The Haiku Master

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George Dickel No's. 8 & 12: The Only Whisky Endorsed By The Haiku Master

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Hostess: The Only Snack Cake Endorsed By The Haiku Master