shortest adventure ever

Hi there, 'ku believers. It's me, The Haiku Master -- already back in town following the events of the shortest adventure I've ever undertaken, "Deranged Scion of the Lost City."

But don't let its stumpy stature fool you; you wouldn't judge Yoda by his size, would you? Due to certain legal entanglements, though, I'm not allowed to discuss what happened. At least, not right now.

So, in the meantime, back to the usual dumb.

Best,