smell like the haiku master

Hi gang! It's me again, The Haiku Master, coming to you live on Super Bowl Sunday!

Sorry to bother you on this holiest of American holidays, but I have exciting news about the first-ever official Haiku Master tie-in project: Pfizer's Haiku Karate After Shave! And the premiere TV commercial for this fine product is scheduled to air during today's big game -- right after the fourth quarter, from what they tell me!

So keep an eye out for it. In the meantime, here's a print version of the ad that will start running next month in such choice publications as Hustler, Swank, and Oui:

Haiku Karate: The Only After Shave To Endorse Violence Against Women
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As you can see, it's essentially a reintroduction of their fondly remembered Hai Karate brand...but each bottle contains a drop of sweat from yours truly for that "haiku difference." Look for it in finer stores near you!

Best,